Stop the second most incompetent evil spy known to man!
Normally I would not involve you in domestic matters, but we have a situation that requires your expertise. We have received intelligence from a reliable source that Soviet spies have infiltrated Redstone Arsenal and are attempting to locate Doctor Wernher von Braun's latest rocket schematics. If they are successful, I fear our arms race with the Soviets will escalate to doomsday levels. Doctor von Braun has assured me he has taken extreme caution in hiding the plans somewhere in his office. He will not reveal their exact location for fear of this letter falling into the wrong hands.
Please hurry, agents. The Soviets are not known for their patience.. or mercy. They could strike at any moment, killing anyone who dares get in their way. Godspeed.